I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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