I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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