It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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