That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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