I wish i was in the wii world.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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