Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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