Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka