I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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