Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Randomize
