ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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