Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Small penises have feelings too.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
