Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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