dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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