There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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