im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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