my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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