Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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