Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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