Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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