dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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