You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i jhust puked up my retainher.
I need help removing her.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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