he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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