Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
This baby is an asshole
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
