Me. At least after what I've been through.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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