Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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