You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
