hotel room ftw
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
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I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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