It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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