he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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