I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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