All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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