I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.