There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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