I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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