yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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