If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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