dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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