The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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