this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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