my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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