I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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