that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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