I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
Randomize
