unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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