Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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