Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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