Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I cut my penus on the lid.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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