I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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