Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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