at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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