I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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