she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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