If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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