I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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